youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

reallylameblog:

do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly)

Be careful who you vent to.
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(Source: itsthelesbiana)

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second